In a world of incredibly talented everyday people, it’s unbelievable that someone like Iggy is the one who ended up with fame and riches.

Not quite “You’re only alive because I was obligated by my faith and/or ignorance of anatomy and/or force of law to carry you to term.”

I got pregnant at 20 and am pro-choice. I chose to have the baby. Reaction from others: But, but, I thought you guys believed in abortion, right? CHOICE motherfuckers. What part of that word do you not understand, other than trying to take it away from us?

One of my heroes from my home town is this amazing woman who is the former president of our state NOW chapter. She has SIX children, and worked for pro-choice organizations throughout all of those pregnancies, working rallies, giving speeches, etc. She drives this huge minivan (always full of kids) with pro-choice…

I’m also having a moment imagining an anti-abortioner telling their kid, “You’re only alive because I chose not to kill you.” How fucked up is that?!

also, what’s wrong with a “look at me” opportunity? As if countless men’s teams in all sports haven’t done just that after a championship.

Zedd’s dead, baby. Zedd’s dead.

I feel you Kate. Sometimes you cannot even...

Gee, it’s almost like his victim was disposable.

Gorgeous! Your skin is perfection!!!

High school me would have killed for high school you’s eyebrows! We have a photo of me in the eighth grade in which I had attempted to fill in my invisible blonde eyebrows with a magic marker. They looked exactly like you might imagine and convinced no one.

no.

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

Nope. You will have to pry my central air from my cold (heh) dead hands.

do people like, hate happiness/fun or something?

awwww