Darn you, how could you point me towards that website?! I have essays to write!!

This is amazing, thank you!

Full House Reviewed? Love it. He said everything I ever felt about that show but in a funnier way. I also agree with his Michelle hate. I never understood why that character was so loved.

Oh wow I just realized Uncle Jesse is Miley Cyrus’ ex Justin Gaston

Kimmy isn't annoying! At least not compared to the other characters (staggeringly low bar, I know). She is the closest thing the show had to a tolerable character.

Excuse me, mr gullickson...

She’s just tired from traveling back to 1990 all the time to maintain that hairdo.

Have you seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier? Shandling plays an evil senator and there’s a part where he leans in to whisper “Hail Hydra” into his minion’s ear and it’s basically an extreme close up of Shandling’s lips. *shudder* I’ve rewatched CATWS many, many times but I always have to look away during that…

CHRIS EVANS!?!?!

so that people can share this moment with the world

Stop with that insipid adoring gaze already you hamster. Your husband’s not that great. At all.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

To be fair, a lot of people are shitting on his hair, outfit, etc. rather than his lawyering(TM).

there was a really good article on ESPN a few months back about Christy mack’s recovery, I recommend everyone give it a read.

Smells like too much Axe Body Spray.

And the girl who Roman Polanski raped said that it wasn’t rape. But you know what. Roman Polanski still raped a child, making him a child rapist.