The cooking section is awesome:

Because Ingrid Newkirk is nuttier than squirrel shit.

Well, that and:

Being vegetarian has nothing to do with you size, and a vegetarian diet is not necessarily healthier than a non-vegetarian by virtue of the lack of meat. You can be a healthy meat-eater, and you can be an obese vegetarian (and of course vice versa).

No. The modeling industry could absolutely use a bit more body diversity. There's no reason that Kate Upton has to be the token curvy model. However, that doesn't make it OK to say that thin women with small breasts and hips look like little boys.

They managed to degrade both trans women and cis women who don't fit the acceptable "curvy" mold in one fell swoop. Gotta hand it to them, I guess...

Even if their marriage is mostly one of business, so what? Is it any less "real" than a marriage based on feelings?

Man, I love that gif, hahaha!

When is it wrong to hug people?

So.....let's let disenfranchised dudes harass women by way of a consolation prize? Hell, you'd think dudes who themselves experience discrimination would be reluctant to turn and punch down, but I guess "bros before hoes" REALLY is the universal rallying cry, isn't it?

I have a friend from Nashville staying with me in Chicago. Yesterday while walking to a bus, some guy started hollering at her, even crossing the street to get closer. He finally asked, "where's your man??"

Shut up, idiot. Hit the road if you don't like it, no one invited you to come piss in the pool.

First off, if these panties turned you on, I think that says more about you than about Jezebel or the person who posted this.

Uhhhhhhh i'llbeinmybunk.

I believe it was John Steinbeck who said, "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

It might encourage me to fling my underwear across the room and watch Thor 2: The Dark World on repeat for the next few hours after downing a few glasses of Pinot Noir, but other than that, it's completely harmless.

Wow. Mansplaining, calling women "hysterical," domestic violence apologist: you really hit the MRA trifecta there. Be sure to cash in your ticket at the door for your prize, a big bag of "Fuck Off and Die."