Pfft... if I weighed a hundred pounds, I could do that easily!

Puggunicorn is not amused.

Are we doing phrasing again?

That woman is an idiot.

Yeah, this is the reason MRA's complain about women having their "bitch shields" up. Rather be a bitch than a dead woman.

This. This is why I will forever be proud to be a bitch/cunt/whore or whatever else these dudes mutter under their breath as they walk away from me because polite no's are no longer enough for them, they need to be told the fuck off.

"Shit like this is why women would rather make up an elaborate lie involving a fake phone number or a fake husband who knows karate than simply tell a man "no."

I see your mermaids, and raise you a supermodel.

is it okay that I really want Sophia and Joe to have a "leaked" sex tape?Also, how can we ensure that happens???

If I knew Sharon Stone personally, I would high-five her for that comment.

Jenny McCarthy wore out "probably 400 vibrators" before finally getting fiance Donnie D on the back-up. To repeat: That is 400 vibrators IN BETWEEN Jim Carrey and Donnie Wahlberg. Even taken as hyperbole, it is bare-minimum a lot of vibrators.

IT'S ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, BABY!!!!

Yup. As a feminist and an atheist, I find it hard to fit into discussions. Either it's atheists denying sexism or feminists denying the oppressive nature of religion.

Oh for crying out loud- can people please stop acting like straight men liking ass play is weird? It's 2014... about time for pop culture to become a little more open minded.

Can't The View just go the fuck away already? It's like the TV version of Yahoo article comments.

I guess what is not 'obvious bullshit' is that gun to your head that is forcing you to read them every week and then comment on your stoic cool cynicism as it relates to the stories. You are an amazing person, please teach everyone your ways so that we too can be joyless assholes.

Oh really? Ever worked on a kitchen staff before?

The ending to the last story is so deeply satisfying that it actually filled me with warmth and joy. Is that wrong? Nah, nevermind, I don't care.