Bummer - is body snarking something we do here now?

Oh, goodie, another dude trying to justify his desire to fuck kids.

Andrew WK knows...

lol wut?

Nope! Some people are intolerant assholes and they won't shut up about it. Those people are wrong, and as long as they won't shut up about it, we won't shut up about them.

Don't forget science, every religion that isn't Americanized Christianity, empathy, art, languages that aren't Americanized English, fiction, nonfiction, comedy, America, humanity, life, death, mortality, being a good person...

Bed cheese. Bed cheese? Bed.cheese. BED CHEESE.

MRAs have girlfriends and sex?!?!?!?!?!?!

I once lived with a married couple. The rent was reasonable (and included utilities, cable and internet), and there was a huge back yard for my dog, so I figured it was worth living with strangers. Oh boy howdy was I wrong. Pretty soon I noticed that they would fight at all hours. LOUD fighting. My room used to be the…

I have my own makeup line and I shit in a box, just like Kim Kardashian.

So aboard that train:

Of all of the things that Karl Lagerfeld has ever said or done, this is probably the only one I agree wholeheartedly is a great idea.

I once walked in on a roommate jilling off to foot fetish porn.

Sexism is determining that a corporation's right to religious freedom trumps a woman's human rights. That's what sexism is.

Women like Megyn Kelly, who spout insane regressive drivel that only serves to harm their own gender in return for a paycheck, make you realize why Dante dedicated the lowest circle of Hell to the traitorous.

Firstly, there is no distinction in any report that I have seen about which mobile gaming apps women play. While I'm sure a large proportion play the "fluffy games" (I can only assume since games like Candy Crush are the most popular mobile games by millions of users), there is also a huge subset of high-level,…

Because the games that men play are soooo deep and fraught with meaning.

I like the fact that they're using an imperfect body on the cover of the magazine, but can you imagine if they put an imperfect female body on the cover? So much sh*t would be lost over it that the woman would be shamed into going on a diet the day after the photo leaked.