I hate Zack Snyder so much. My least favorite director working today.

Fuck. She's such a pretentious tool.

What's next? The Holocaust Diet?

I'm not buying it. But you forgot the biggest lie of all - that Chuck Johnson has friends.

That was my mom - she was a Marx Brothers fan and had all their movies on tape.

My favorite Marx Brother. Love his quips and the fact he got a lot of crap past film censors. Probably because they were too stupid to get it.

"You want me to fuck your womb?"

Just to display or have as a keepsake from childhood? Not a problem. I get that. But he slept with the damn thing like a 5 year old.

The dude who ejaculated after two thrusts (with a condom on) and still slept with a stuffed animal at 24 years old.

Seriously. Notice how he only mentioned sons as well? Daughters don't matter, I guess. They're only women...

The fact that his singing sounds like a frog swallowed a harmonica?

Nice one, assholes...

I like long hair on guys, so I totally approve this.

I highly recommend both Thor films. They're a hell of a lot of fun. Looks aside, I really like Hemsworth as an actor. Even when he's playing a superhero/demigod there's something very accessible and likable about him.

Of course Ms. "Everyone Is Guilty" pulls out this tired trope: