Same here.

A kitten walking away from an explosion is just so badass, like that chef.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

The reason I couldn't make it past the first episode. I was just thinking the whole time "I hate these fucking people".

I haven't seen that one! I'll check it out when I get home from work. Thanks for the tip.

Seriously. His Fun In Balloonland episode makes me laugh much more than Cosby does:

Bomer is actually a really good choice. Also, excuse to post Montgomery Clift .gifs:

I think this would be a more appropriate picture:

Like Nickelback, The Black Eyed Peas deserve all the critical derision they receive. If will.i.am (I fucking hate even having to type that out) ever had an original idea, it died of loneliness.

I got this message this morning:

Michael Bay's face when this video is over:

He narrated one of my favorite documentaries, Russia: Land Of The Tsars. He had a wonderful speaking voice:

Mmm. Matt Berninger. Dat voice and dat beard.