There can never be enough Arrested Development .gifs or references.

The Happening would have been less fucking embarrassing, that's for sure.

The Rifftrax commentary for Twilight said it best "I honestly don't know what emotion you're going for. It always looks like you're about ready to vomit".

"Every inch of this creation"?

The animal rights wackadoos might complain, but I won't. Pratt's right - coyotes are awful, awful animals.

"Kristen is still being passed over for most of the major roles in Hollywood, including several blockbusters and high-profile indie films."

Um, cause she can't fucking act? That might be the reason...

Vani Hari is a moron. She knows nothing about science or food and yet her dopey followers swallow any bullshit she foists on them.

Oooh, now I remember it! It's the one where Homer drives the babysitter home, peels the gummi Venus off her ass, and it gets misconstrued as sexual harrassment.