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The Rifftrax commentary for Twilight said it best "I honestly don't know what emotion you're going for. It always looks like you're about ready to vomit".

"Every inch of this creation"?

The animal rights wackadoos might complain, but I won't. Pratt's right - coyotes are awful, awful animals.

"Kristen is still being passed over for most of the major roles in Hollywood, including several blockbusters and high-profile indie films."

Um, cause she can't fucking act? That might be the reason...

Vani Hari is a moron. She knows nothing about science or food and yet her dopey followers swallow any bullshit she foists on them.

Oooh, now I remember it! It's the one where Homer drives the babysitter home, peels the gummi Venus off her ass, and it gets misconstrued as sexual harrassment.

"Schadenboner"? That's fucking awesome.

I believe it's a babysitter distracting Bart with a comic book. I haven't seen the episode in a while, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details.

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Is he Ricky from the show Trailer Park Boys?

I love this and your username so much.

I'd consider myself mostly straight, but a beautiful lady is a beautiful lady.

I had a sex dream about Jessica Biel once. She's lovely.