"The Godly men who founded this Republic objected to Redcoats tromping through their domiciles with muddy boots, and so codified the right to be free from unreasonable search and seizure in the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution. Not in their worst wig-spinning nightmares could they have imagined that amendment…
Oh, when a large woman rejects them. The blow to the ego! That's why I usually block someone after I say "no" on OKCupid (and the message is usually rude and/or stupid anyway) - I know that's the response I'm going to get...
Haha. I've seen those ads on Craiglist! When a man is that insecure about what other people think of him, it isn't exactly a goddamn turn-on.
Seriously. Stop giving me a confusing ladyboner, Jamie Dornan!
The next time someone calls you a nazi for being a feminist, refer them to the Wikipedia article about the role of women in Nazi Germany and then tell them to shut their motherfucking piehole.
Same here. They're one of my favorite bands and nothing really could stop me from loving them.
Eh. I actually like a couple of his solo albums (Psychic Hearts in particular) so I wouldn't go that far. But fuck him for cheating on Kim. And with a fucking fangirl? Creepy.
