All of the lady-friends in my life at least play the Wii in the majority of it's capacity and a couple are avid fans of the Rock Band and at least one has a GamerScore that scares me. Like 10 times my own scary.

Yes, yes, hate EA, hate Blizzard whaaaa whaaa whaaaaa.

Having bounced between EVE and WoW for 3 years now, I can say honestly that both are brilliant pieces of engineering that push all my (twisted) buttons. EVE is gorgeous and fun in the "Wow, it's a huge universe with an actual marketplace that you can actually have an effect on." Check out PCGamer UK a few months ago…

Ack, only one choice? I want the 360's online play and the Wii's "Hey let's all play as monkeys with rocket launchers!" party mentality. Make it controlled with the GC pads or Classics and I'm so there. Throw in a decent online matching system for the chance to not only sell millions of games but even shift a few Wiis…

Bring it on. I'd love to see the facility in full operational swing...and of course hopefully GLaDOS's breakdown from research machine to psychopathic queen of the empty hallways...

Nicely done. Much like the "Ragnaros in 59 seconds" video from back in the day.

Damn...now I can stop building my Pika-shoes and start saving for one of these then.

Cruising with my "Crysis-Killer" PC which I built a year ago for £700 from scratch, I've got quad core with room to overclock should I choose, a beefy 8800GTS and handful of other nice little gubbins. Played Crysis at full whack, online and off at maxed settings at 1440x900 resolution. Now this PC can be built for…

There's two general methods in the UK, the door alarm sensor cases and the discs behind the counter method and having worked a good while with a store that did a mix of both, I can say that behind the counter is far superior. How do I know this? Because I was the one who came up with the method to break into a set of…

If the legal system has any justice they'll put him in a cell with a big badass who never gets to see his kids and Nature will take it's course when his crime comes out.

For the record, the majority of the "heat related deaths" were due to the sealant on the motherboard cracking and taking the board with it. They use a new kind now.

@roflwaffles: Sounds like a Halloween special day for Valve :)

Sounds like quite a blast, with elements of DAoC, WoW and SWG. I bet Guild Kotaku can be oppressing the populace in no time.

I swear they must teach the phrase "Do themselves a mischief" in whatever games journalism training camp that they all seemingly get sent to. It's everywhere in the British media and now it's here on Kotaku as well.

@PapaBear434: Is there somethign I can sign or donate to in order to make this happen? I'm drooling here...

@LittleBigPlaneteer: Halo is taken as a standard because it's the most widely known game there is in the FPS market since Doom. Even non-gamers have seen the Master Chief statues towering in the windows of game stores and a lot of folks have heard of Red Vs Blue, even if they personally hate the Halo series.

Did this as a kid and lost a whole load of weight. It becomes a fantastic Min/Maxing challenge as you try to get not only delicious food and snacks while remaining within your Fallout style set of points for this particular day.

I'm all for it, loving the very real look (oh the irony!) of the Joker there and the proper dim and unkempt Arkham Asylum that haunts the comics.

Based on the food themed achievements being added to the Heavy pack, I'm predicting a more tactical "tickets" styled game with an in-capturable home base and a ticket counter based on food. Except the sandwich achievement. It's the Melee X scouts to death one.

@Mr.Monkey: As far as I'm aware, the charts have always incorporated online sales (at least from major retailers) since the inception of places like Gameplay and whatnot way back in the day.