I love that half the damned audience had no farging clue who Luther was/what was happening/why they were such chumps.

That is some major league jackassery, straight up anti-demonstration propaganda. Fuck the Orioles for going along with this shit.

Let’s count everything.

Is having a slow turf really all that different than 37-foot fence in left field, or putting a goddamn hill in front of the center field fence?

EGM was the greatest gaming magazine ever. I looked forward to every issue. Those were the good ‘ol days.

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

Or just a pinch of cayenne? S&P alone (even white pepper) aren't enough to hold up to all that fat.

In the bottle of Tabasco sauce, where they belong.

Now’s as good a time as any to post my favorite Troy Polamalu highlight:

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

If toys for rich people pays for the development costs and brings the prices down for everyone, including those farmers in the industrializing world, maybe that isn't a bad thing.

I used to hate spoilers but then I realized something important. If knowing what's going to happen will ruin the show, then it's not a very good show. Relying on surprises or secrets is just bad writing. Shakespeare used to have a guy who would give you a summary of the play you were about to see and people still…

We all need to take a minute to properly appreciate the awesomeness that was Carol's dialogue in this finale. Rarely has one character had so many great lines in a single episode:

I'm always so disappointed when an article looks interesting, then it turns out all the content is in video form. I rarely ever watch them.

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You shave and think you're manly?

That doesn't excuse killing off the characters off screen. If those characters had actually died During the third movie, that might have been a different thing.

Oh the possibilities...WOMP WOMPPPPP

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.