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I was gonna say either Todd from Mesa, Junior in Maricopa, or Doug calling in from the Westside. But you ain’t wrong my man. I bet Larry resides in Apache Junction, hates Anthem protesters and drinks Keystone beer.

Hey now, it is good music to get drunk as fuck at the lake to! Otherwise? No

Goddamn, that is next level shit! +1 SW1

Plus he used a pic from the Cloris Leachman era, burn him at the stake!

Yeah but she is definitely gonna cheat on him, just like her cheating team!

That reminds me of...

Joe Camel smoked Marlboros? No wonder he got fired.

When my best friend died over a decade ago, his mother asked me to handle his estate since that is what he told her near the end. So I blew off work and drove from San Diego to Phoenix immediately to help her out. As soon as I got to his condo, his sister that he hated was already loading up his shit into her truck, wh

I don’t consider it sad since he was and is a complete piece of shit human. Sounds logical his family would be too.

I says, Ima pitchin’ em but ya ain’t a catchin’ em boy! Just like the Mets!

It is Rickey dammit, you both got it wrong.

He got Freejacked by Mick Jagger!

Fuck yes, my dad was an old school hardass but he still would have helped me out there! Would have helped me scout out the best spot to do the dirty deed as well!

Dude, you forgot Keith Jackson’s other gem, “Rumblin’ stumblin’ bumblin’ tumblin’ in for the touchdown!” line. Keith was the best!

“Vaseline ball just misses the corner for ball 4!"

Merkel needs to send him a check for $3, just like the check Donald's USFL got when they "won" their lawsuit against the NFL.

Yes, yes, yes!!! We do not need to celebrate “bombs bursting in air” anymore. It was cool to me as a kid in the late ‘70s and ‘80s but barely hold my 6 year old son’s interest because we have to watch from a distance due to the noise and crowds, both of which he hates like I do. I have severe hearing damage from huntin

Very likely, but there is a chance KD jumps ship next year and Klay is going to eventually want a supermax deal right?

They are still going to make the Finals at least 3 times in the next 5-6 years, have a young, talented roster full of athletic wings, and a couple of veterans with all star credentials. Plus a great coach and a shit-ton of future assets. If there is one team in the NBA that does not need to hit panic button over the la

The NBA was controlling the team Paul was on at the time, you don’t know what you are talking about dude. And that was a trade, not a free agent signing.