Mattylightning drives the ThunderBolt GreaseSlapper
mattylightning2
2/17/20
11:54 PM
47

Imagine my dismay when I stumbled across her show one day only to discover it wasn’t the Wendy O Williams show......

2/6/20
1:19 AM
4

Collins learned from John McCain that by publicly appealing wobbly from time to time will get you anointed by the media as a moderate, and you still can vote hard right every single fucking time and not get called out. She’s a fucking fraud as much as he was.

2/6/20
12:08 AM
8

We shall see ... Mormons are good honest people, and they take their faith very seriously. Unlike 52 blaspheming republican senators who swore on their faith and then kowtowed to a false orange diety.

1/9/20
11:49 AM
69

They’re already financially independent, so whatever they do won’t be to keep body and soul together. Harry inherited a few million pounds from the queen mother back in the 90s, and he inherited a further £10 million or so from his mother, which pays out a yearly dividend of somewhere in the neighborhood of $450,000. Read more

1/8/20
5:47 PM
10

Instead of framing it for what it is, the warmongering of a power-mad pig with his sweaty hands firmly gripped around the launch codes, this is a “test.” Read more

1/3/20
12:37 PM
9

This is what happens when you hire a bag of cocaine as your interior designer.

1/2/20
10:46 PM
19

In that it’s a slightly classier way to convey blue cheese dressing into your mouth instead of just using a spoon, yeah.

1/2/20
10:35 PM
8

Wedge salad with Roquefort, the little lady will have the shrimp cocktail, and two more martoonis, brother. (Palm the kid a folded-up five.) Read more

1/2/20
10:23 PM
29

Oh, eff off. This is the steakhouse attempt at a vegetable that built this country. True white trash salads have marshmallows or smashed up ramen noodles in them. You don't even know how much white trash we can get.

1/2/20
8:00 PM
15

They just need to properly rake the outback.

1/2/20
7:13 PM
18

Do demonstrations? The fuck does that mean? Guiliani’s predecessor as a federal prosecutor invented the term racketeering I believe. 

12/15/19
11:29 AM
4

DT did and does enslave people when he fails to pay people who work for him. George Washington at least did it legally, for his time. Doesn't make it less evil. GW wasn't sociopathic, though.

12/13/19
5:17 PM
16

So, we’re adding bestiality to this necrophilia story?

12/2/19
5:55 PM
14

I know it will never happen, but wouldn’t it be great to see a video Christmas card of a first spouse decorating the house like I decorate the house: drunk, in sweats and unwashed hair, screaming random lyrics/instrumental riffs to songs as they play, crying over ornaments, yelling about how much I love Christmas at Read more