Come on now dude, there were quite a few old bottles in that vault, freakin’ old bottles man! You know how hard those are to acquire? Like a whole $5 bill bro!!!

You are partially correct but not a sucker-punch if they are yelling at each other at the time, no phony pleasantries.

Naw, that was the neighbors down the street.

Just fuckin beautiful! I will see you in hell my man.

Yeah, out of shape was a generous description.

So below-average, semi-flacced drill would be more appropriate right?

That’s because they’re not worthy!

I never thought I would see another Bill Laimbeer in the NBA again but here we are.

Is this me? Hell I like you! Why don’t you come over to my house and fuck my sister!

My best friend is Navy and calls them the Chair Force.

That is why I often hear Army/Navy/Marine veterans refer to it as the Chair Force.

Great name but at the same time it is a difficult one to nickname. IIRC, the one that was settled on at the time was “Never Nervous Pervis” which is lame but what else is better?

They need to hire that Canadian lady that throws poop at Tim Hortons employees! She seems to have the skill set the scouts will love.

Arizona State is based in Tempe, U of A is based in Tucson, only an hour and a half away so they have plenty of fans in Phoenix.

This hurts me more than it hurts you!

Well put, Lebron is the best but the Celts are very pleased with themselves and their future.

Boston’s future is way brighter than LeBron’s. Like Mistakes were made said, you don’t have demons when you are overachieving. You really think the Celts aren’t estatic with their status in the league right now? They are gonna reach the ECFs without their top 2 players and have a rookie and second year wing playing…

He needs to calm down and breathe through his eyelids or something like that.

Yeah, I raised an eyebrow to that as well.

Demons from what? When they kicked his ass ten years ago that sent him looking for a superteam to save his legacy?