Bieber is a bad Canadian joke.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

After reading this I think I have found my new gyro. Thanks!

You know, it's libtards like you that make me sick, Burneko. First you tell me what size soda I can drink, then you tell me how I have to eat my pizza. What's next, that I can't go around killing at will? You don't own me, man. Ron Paul 2016.

Have some scrapple on me Jimmy.

Weather: warm.

We've got to cross the Mississippi River to get there. A lot of you are gonna die. - Aaron Hernandez on his Vegas birthday party invite.

"sideline reporter sexually assaulted on national TV. Media jokes about it" - Jezebel headline

You know, they don't have to watch Matt Flynn...I hear Vince Young is a available.

It was damn hard to throw a wiffle ball for a strike out of that windup.

"that was more painful than my knee"

Butch Clutch for Cutch's Catch

Poop Sandwich *

Kids are dumb.

Kevin Zeitler's mom doesn't have a Kevin Zeitler jersey

Good luck, kid. I ask for pants and tits every year and I just keep getting pants.

30 rack of Genesee Cream Ale.

Copper mugs for Moscow mules, or other mule variations.

Bullshit. The Vikings haven't started a quarterback in years.

No Thanks.