In response to the "bust thru" sign used by McAdory High School during the Round 2 State Play-Off game versus Pinson Valley High School, all social studies and history teachers will re-teach and/or review units concerning Native American displacement following the Indian Removal Act of 1830.

Is there any chance that Ryan Braun's place ISN'T exactly like Bobby's from Horrible Bosses?

Let's go to Champaign for the reaction:

Deeply poor man suddenly becomes insanely wealthy, gives most of his money to his poor family in Virginia, and develops a gambling habit and an alcohol problem. What an asshole.

If you're going to edit a Wikipedia page, at least be a little creative. This sounds like it was written by a sixth grader with confused feelings.

"We are not impressed." -Hockey players

#MENSRIGHTS

This is like the pot calling the kettle a piece of shit.

Somebody recognized a contestant from The Bachelor Season 11 during a crowd shot of a baseball game, and we're making fun of the contestant?

Rizzi later admitted it was Barzini all along.

This new rule doesn't seem like a good way for mafia to fix games, does it?

If it's all about saving lives here at Goblin Valley, then might I suggest some vegetables for Glenn.

I was on board with this stunt until the bear took out a Dodger Dog, wrote "TIMOTHY TREADWELL" on it in mustard, and then viciously devoured it.

Since the guy's reportedly under 18, the police are going to charge him as an ursa minor.

Dinner party at the Marchman estate! We'll be serving brown rice and unsweetened green tea, and for entertainment we will sit in the dark and listen to a recording of a light drizzle on the rooftops of Bethesda, Maryland!

Leave it to the School of Mines to cave under pressure.

Weird. When my wife says "you cant do that", I never see the box.

Keep on trucking, Julie. Millenials suck.

I highly recommend it if you're 16 or homeless.