Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

If there’s one thing that the MLB doesn’t tolerate, it’s racism.

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

Dave: Open the garage door Echo.

Hi Archie!

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

They can penalize the Dodgers by recording outs in a LCS they trail instead of giving them free baserunners.

The hypnosis scene in The Exorcist:

I was always kinda partial to this scene in Exorcist 3 (which I recommend to anybody who hasn’t seen it.)

Jeter takes over Marlins, has zero baseball management experience, looks to be cutting payroll.

You said “hung”

This is a really stupid take. First of all, it’s absurd to suggest that after years of playing football, Hernandez somehow assumed the risk of CTE because he signed a contract to finally get paid somewhere close to his market value a few months after a lawsuit was filed.

As someone who was one of “those guys” that was way too into high school recruiting, there were always allegations that he ran with a pretty bad crowd even before college and that the death of his father exacerbated his negative behavior.

“Show me on the doll where Danny DeVito’s wife touched you.”

Point to where Carla touched you on the doll.

It’s a little known fact there Normy, that, uh, Sammy is a diddler.

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE. The NFL isn’t going to like this one bit.

Cutting the sub roll all the way and gobbing up the sandwich with a bushel of shredded lettuce are reasons for a hard pass.

We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.