Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

Med10crity

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

Scott Cooper made two all star games. Didn’t make him any good.

Counterpoint: DJ LeMahieu is a 30 year old player who until this year had done nothing much of consequence in the major leagues. 92 OPS+.

Eh, whoever the Dolphins get, will suck. He’ll have a shit team around him, and a shit coaching staff above him.

Then you must certainly be in awe of the Chiefs. 

“The RunaBrownd. We’ve seen it. We’ve covered it.”

Too soon

I imagine the call went something like this...

He did. Instead of catching balls from Derek Carr, he’ll do so from Tom Brady. Instead of listening to a red-faced joke, he’ll be coached by Bill Belichick.

Throttle back on the conspiracy, of course it was getting prepped in advance - you know the Pats (along with other teams) were doing their due diligence the last couple days asking “what if they release him?”, and obviously decided they were all in if he became available.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

I pray that this happens, then the Pats knock out the Steelers in the AFC championship game at Heinz Field with a 200+ yard performance from Brown and a total meltdown by Bigben. Oh God, the misery this miserable town and these shithead fans will suffer. I will sip their angst like fine wine and smile mirthlessly…

They took a risk on a talented player...and cut him when it looked like it wasn’t working out.

The pic of Wilson used in the lead of this article looks like he’s auditioning for a high school teen comedy series on Nickelodeon. “The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way.”

This was the worst take of an entire list of completely bad takes.

I give the edge to historical figures being the most famous. How many people are going to remember somebody like Cher or even Michael Jackson in 200 years?

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.