It’s gonna be sad, when they turn Tim Tebow into Carl Pavano.

60 is a good age to stop masturbating.

I’d like to wish Gronkowski well, as he embarks full time on his other career as the human Supds McKenzie.

When you believe that any form of transportation will eventually lead to you falling off the edge of the earth, staying in one place makes perfect sense.

JJ Watt,  giving Mrs. Vinatieri styled handjobs, will likely not make his career any longer... but it’s still somehow more manly than avocado ice cream.

I know exactly what it is, as I’ve seen this phenomenon before. I’ve even heard Boston born and bred meatheads with Texas accents.

You do realize that touchdowns and completed passes got them to the point of winning, yes? Vinateri didn’t kick 9 field goals, and Butler didn’t intercept every attempted touchdown resulting in a Seattle score of zero.

Ok.

So..... how do you explain sell outs at other parks for weeknight games?

For the love of god, Ford.... please sign Kapernick as a pitchman right now.

Mike Vrabel looks like the guy who sticks his fingers under his friends noses after a date.

I’m not sure what the problem is here.

 I assumed he just had no idea what the behavioral parameters were at the Make A Wish event.

Well, then we may as well just forfeit blow out games then?

I’ve had two interactions with that asshole.

Be forewarned, students.

Would be proper to maybe fix Puerto Rico first?Not looking forward to the mascot, Oopsie the Flashlight, shooting paper towels into the crowd.

“ RICKY HENDERSON WOULD’T TAKE 2nd, IF YOU WERE RICKY HENDERSON! “

Agreed... but this isn’t hazing. It’s just incredibly bad management.

Nah, not “ I’m a self made, don’t play by your rules kinda guy” enough.