“ What the fuck is Kirk Cousins grilling? “

Not bitchy enough.

Are you serious?

Oh.... are we still pretending that “ I have daughters” is part of a business’s moral compass and not a desperate excuse template?

Fuckin’ Bruce, man.

I went to catholic school, and I believe you’re describing a nun.

That you, Joe Maddon?

Ah yes, the wizard of the Pats lackluster defense.

Maybe.

Flying down to basic from Boston, I got bumped up to 1st class for some reason. Got completely shitfaced off the free champagne, showed up legless.

The whole story is just sad, and quite upsetting to his family. His wife is deeply depressed , but she’ll swing around.

That’s how you guys are defining success now?

Oh.... you don’t wanna do that.

This is probably true.

Cleveland literally had a car bombing epidemic that rivaled Baghdad , and was so disgusting - their river bust into flame.

The stupid thing is clearly saying “ laurel “, and I’m not pleased with being the target of some sort of dark web/reddit fuckery.

Don’t forget to add he has THREE, 3 HR games this season.... oh, it’s mid May.

Alligators are scary as fuck, and I don’t care if they ever become extinct.

Is this from a scene where Sam I Am, attempts to teach a Home Ec class?

When done, why not try washing dishes in your crockpot?