That element is weapons grade plutonium, unfortunately.

I think I see the problem here. Your Oreos have faces.

Well done. You get a star.

+1 delicious mashed Kessel.

Shut it down- this is perfect.

Huh.

I thought Texas would have a better option than Kinkler.

How badly was Tony Romo injured in this skirmish?

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

No, according to Kara Brown at Jez, if you don’t kneel during the anthem you are supporting the “oppressor.”

Whispers of any corner moving to safety in training camp is the death knell of any shutdown corner. RIP Darrelle Revis

That’s great, but what we really want to know is if you can watch this short ant movie without crying...

Interesting, usually the only things Bills linebackers miss is tackles.

These pregame protests are getting ridiculous.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

this is a reasonable take, no sarcasm intended

Love it

Happens to me constantly.

I feel bad for the poor bastard from The Oklahoman who was apparently so distraught over the game that he filed his story from the local bar.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.