mattybacon
MattyBacon
mattybacon

Yeah, yeah.....Michael Irvin arrested AGAIN...got it.

Fuck the Pens.

I could live inside FirstEnergy Stadium and I wouldn’t watch the Browns.

You can say you’re from Milwaukee. That’s fine. What I don’t like is the “...so I really don’t care about the Bucks.” This implies people from Milwaukee don’t care about the Bucks. Do not loop in the rest of Milwaukee with your opinion on basketball. Plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of Milwaukee residents are absolutely

Well, enjoy not talking to people for a few years. Milwaukee has several of the best young stars in the sport with a future MVP candidate among them.

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

“See, we don’t go by these new, and very much softer, MLB rules. Concussions — ‘Uh oh, got a little ding on the head? No, no, you can’t umpire for the rest of the season’ — our people are tough.”

I have a countdown widget for the end of the word “wonderteen” in Deadspin stories about Pulisic. It’s 522 days in case anyone was wondering.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

I think it sounds like she is out for money.

I think Marvin Harrison just shot the shit in his free time.

Tom Osweiler is not a good porno name, pal.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

Welcome to Buffalo, Gus!

I still prefer Zach Lavine’s “Fuck ME!” when the T-Wolves picked him. Followed by “Minnesota’s a great town.”

The only question that matters: Do they come in all-white?

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

Shit, the browns could be so lucky to go 7-9.

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He is just an absolute terror to the kids out here. Even then they aren’t playing he’ll just go up and hip check them to the ground....you almost feel bad..

Almost.

Also, here’s him absolutely demolishing a Pat’s fan who ran out onto the field....strait crushed him.