If you believe Colin Cowherd, Jim Harbaugh is in play.

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

A BAC of 0.10 in Floyd is a 0.11 in Catanzaro because he always blows an extra point.

Because you read the comment sections on Jezebel/Gawker Media too frequently.

Like most injured Dolphins, they will probably just can him.

It’s also the DEA and other law enforcement who don’t want to lose their jobs and/or revenue from enforcing prohibition on a substance shown in studies to be over 100 times less harmful than alcohol.

I don’t love his chances, but I really hope Henderson sues the NFL over this. It could be a really important case, not just for NFL players, but for medical marijuana across the US.

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

Hey, this is a sports site. Stick to sports please.

i like how you know their voting record by their skin color and demeanor. if they were white but wearing glasses and a cardigan maybe you would then know they voted for the good guy.

10/10 making this somehow about politics. I can’t imagine sitting around the dinner table with you...

There were drunk asshole fans way before Trump entered the political landscape. Ever been to a Philly game? Chicago?

I’ve seen my roommates weird-ass hentai and this is far more disturbing.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

I can’t even comprehend how disgustingly common this is. I have a son, and I hate that I need to have this conversation with him. Or will, once he’s old enough.

Where, exactly, did I do that? Feel free to copy/paste or directly link it.

How is coach Pop privileged? He earned everything he got. It’s called achievement not privilege.

You forgot “gluten free”, “man-splaining”, and “woke”, preventing you the buzzword bingo.

And then after the game, Hue Jackson immediately says Kessler is the starter. So they pulled the starter (with a lead) and put in a guy who looked like Pure Shit™ and put the ball on the ground/in the other team’s hands as many times as his own team. I don’t think the suggestions of purposeful tanking is too far off.