-1 intact collarbone.

For clarity’s sake, had he said “if you’d like to join me in a prayer right now...” This would have been fine?

Y would you do that?

“Oh yeah, Aleppo. That is the guy that Jesus cured, right?”

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

Congrats Ryan

Luckily no civilians were in the vicinity. It’s a small victory for him.

/deletes kinja account

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

I was on liquid Oxy for two weeks after throat surgery and, man, I get why people get hooked.

This is his first honest answer! I'm coming around on this guy!

Dear God.

Little known fact is he is always intoxicated

Fuck Cleveland, Buffalo is the Paris of Lake Erie

This is basically the truest line ever written about upstate NY.

Tom Ford makes a cologne that makes you smell like tobacco. Why? Why is that a thing?

Holy shit +1

Why can’t it be both? I mean, Rex Ryan has proven there is a connection between feet and a sore head.

Try to be fair. So this story was a little weak, but I bet the stories are ten times better at the birthday parties he has to throw for himself.