Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

I like Pete Davison, but talking about jerking off to your present girlfriend before you started dating her sounds a tad creepy.

I could say the same thing about this shit excuse for an article. 

Except you would be wrong, you intentionally ignored the reason why fans are upset and dismiss their grievances. typical dismissive SJW attitude. 

I am pretty sure Jay Culter is staying retired.

Oh that’s bullshit. I get distracted by porn stars a couple times a week and I’ve never torn my ACL.

He didn’t go blind, he tore his ACL.

“Middle relief” doesn’t exist in the post season. It is a job done by the worst pitchers on the team when innings need to be eaten because the starter had a bad day and you are playing 15 or 20 consecutive games and you can’t use your really good relief pitchers three days in a row or there are two months left in a…

As a diehard Mets fan, it’s my obligation and privilege to take pleasure in watching the Red Sox win, especially over the Yankees. But this bullpen’s performance over the last 6-8 weeks should make people in New England nervous. This historic season is going to be a shamefully forgettable if they lose to Oakland in…

Listen, it’s impressive that he’s moved up to three spots behind Emmitt Smith in rushing yards. But he’s WAAAAAAY behind Smith in the more important category, malapropisms. 

For reference:

Did you write this comment about Tyrod Taylor?

I picture him walking into the press conference with a plate of crab legs in one hand and a beautiful woman on the other arm. Eats the crab leg... “Didn’t have to steal these.” Looks at the woman... “Didn’t have to r...”

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Did Ryan Fitzpatrick go to Harvard? Had no idea. 

He looks like Conor McGregor at the press conference where he states that his management team has embezzled millions of dollars from him. 

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.

He looks like Conor McGregor after a month at sea.

Why do you have a picture of Conor McGregor on this article?