It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Does your wife know he went to Harvard? 

Please tell me it involves cosplay where your wife wears this outfit:

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

The ‘Skins didn’t force him to come in early because they are dicks, it was just that they had such good news to share with him that they couldn’t stand it any longer and just had to tell him.

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Gruden: Why so early, boss?

Plus now he has the whole day to himself!

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

It’s pretty impressive how he got that Windows application to run on a Windows computer.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

And lots of treats when he was a good boy

This works on Belichick if you ask him about punting and special teams from the 1940s. 

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…