(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

I struggle to balance “he’s a shit person”, with “he’s an employee who has not been convicted of anything.” The second is objectively true, and the first is subjectively true. Why shouldn’t he be allowed to work while the wheels of allegation and investigation and hopefully justice continue to turn? 

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

DiBenedetto is one of those drivers that you either love or hate, and the response to the news has maintained that polarizing attitude.

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

Actually, I am very much enjoying this

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

my takeaway from this is that nitrites are good for your blood pressure so bring on the cured meats.

Here’s some good news, you shouldn’t make your bed.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

I was really hoping the headline meant he got a can with a single, giant bean in it. Like, filling up the whole can.

At the time it would have been either a Wild T-1 or a Leitz vernier transit (turn to the left read to the right) and a 200' steel tape. The company I worked for at that time did have at least one electronic distance meter. Originally it was an HP 3800 distance meter that I used to call “the patience meter” since you…

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

The DeLorean DMC-12. We all love it because of Doc Brown and Marty.

1967 Shelby Mustang (GT500). Even if you’re a Camaro person, you can’t deny it’s iconic and striking, and as American as apple pie.

Clearly you don’t get what a shitpost is. The whole point of the joke is that it’s wrong.

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