Agreed. I would have sent the guy a check postdated to the year 66000

Get back to work, Goodell! Those owners aren't going to blow themselves!

Great!

“And the dude who organized it still sent me a fucking BILL for the group’s strip club tab.”

Naive, sweet, summer child 

Yeah, well maybe this will start to make up for a bogus double-play call against the Red Sox in the 1999 ALCS game with the Yankees. Knoblauch NEVER touched Offerman!

All things are lost in Bill O’Brien’s chin divot.

Since the league treats 0-0-16 the same as 8-8, they could make the playoffs with that record.

Undefeated! I’ll take it!

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

Should have kept going until making babies wasn’t possible.

Should have kicked him in the balls repeatedly until making babies wasn’t fun for him anymore.

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

2-Race suspension is a joke, he should be permanently banned. Manzi could have died.  

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Plus that’s one nice, grade A lookin set of tenders

Marchman of all people criticizing someone’s palate? 

This is pathetic, just like pineapple on pizza

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead.