“Dave’s not here, man”

I’m not saying it's Millennials trying to go viral but it's Millennials trying to go viral. 

I work for a wire and cable manufacturer. I will toss this insane theory to some of our engineers just to get a reaction.

I didn’t even know Shaq had kids.

I bet that guy has one of these in his car.

Reader Jason, you’re an idiot for merely submitting this question.

That dude is 100% fucking with Jeff, right? Please?

They’re the kind of people who think solar panels degrade the sun

I would say I have an addiction to the internet, but it’s not like I’m on Deadspin in the middle of the work day reading and commenting on stupid shit while missing pretty important deadlines.

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who slaps himself in the face to get psyched up for a Fun Run. 

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

Why do so many people still have a hard-on for Josh McDaniels? He should be the weekend manager of a Kohl’s department store by now.

i’m always amazed that people care about the Titans to take time to write you and explain why, exactly, their team sucks

The Titans would be 100% more enjoyable if everyone just referred to them as “The Tits”

Why does Deadspin embed the league’s YouTube videos when the league’s YT doesn’t let its videos play as embeds here?

The Ravens have always been pretty forgiving with that sort of thing.

He seems like the kind of guy Gronk could chill with. You know, pound some brews, grunt back and forth, that sort of thing.

Yes. I don’t watch this show.  But it seems the cool internet thing to do to hate on certain things and LOVE certain things. 

Seriously! There’s plenty of shows I don’t like. I just don’t watch them.