If NASCAR really wants to make the pits stops interesting and athletic, get rid of the impact guns and go back to a 4-way lug wrench.

It’s imperative that tire changers know.................righty tighty and lefty loosey.

Finally, they’ve made a visual representation of what having a Charlie-horse feels like. 

When asked what he thought about Ramsey saying he sucks, Joe Flacco responded,

They said the same thing about Drew. 

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

Josh Allen is definitely trash. He’s got a strong arm, and uses that strong arm to throw it nowhere near the wide receiver on short routes when they’re open.

I might not be much of a mathematician, hell i give up counting anything over 22, but even I know that every Beatles song was written by the 5th Beatle Clarence Walker.

I’m too afraid to find out for sure. I keep imagining a date where we hike to a secluded area only to have her start belting out ‘Someone Like You’ acapella.

I thought they’d figured out how you can have eight days in a week.

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

There’s just too many double consonants in that hotel’s name.

“101 Uses for an Empty Bean Can” by Jim Tomsula.  Now available at your local Salvation Army.

Wish I could say. Currently there’s an oat milk shortage in Brooklyn.

How did it work for you?

NFL coaches: They’re just like us!

No need to be salty.

I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

“And if you happen to be near the ocean or a salt lake, all you have to do is fill an empty can of beans with some of the water, leave it on the dashboard of your van overnight, and the next morning, you have free salt!”