Careful. There was a time not too long ago where Deadspin put up post after post stating that only racists think Cam Newton isn’t a great qb

Right, but if you are a receiver the fact he can compensate with his legs doesn’t help you much (it may mean weaker coverage fewer double teams, but he’s still going to have trouble getting you the ball, and even more trouble getting you the ball where you can run with it). He may not be a drag on the team, but he’s…

Cam Newton is an above average NFL QB because his arm strength and athleticism more than make up for his accuracy and decision making. And because at least a third of the QBs in the league are garbage who have jobs because somebody has to throw the ball.

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.

Here, I made this to help with the visual. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”

just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

He looks like the guy who sits right next to you on an otherwise empty bus and immediately starts farting.

I want a t-shirt to wear to airport bars that says: “Nope, I actually just arrived on a two-hour, in-state flight.” 

It wasn’t the final gauntlet stage, but I was always very confident as a kid that I could’ve beaten the tennis ball cannon stage.

Kinda like how Alex Trebek reads the answers in a voice that implies he knew it all along?

It’s an absolute travesty that the eliminator was not included. You don’t want to piss off people named Blaze and Gemini.

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

-No love for The Temple Run in Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!

This is by far the best Jameis gif.

I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt. 

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

There should never be a redemption narrative for Jameis. What he did is disgusting and unforgivable. And I can’t believe you posted the video of it.

Ah, there’s your problem, someone set these cars to evil