Fucking globalization. Back in my day you could feast on fresh local tuna hunted at the nearby cove. Now a shark has to go to a big box retailer for canned tuna caught near china. #huntlocal

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

I’m willing to wager good money that this will not be in the top 20 bizarre things that happen in Walmart parking lots in Florida in 2018.

You forgot to add “5) In Florida”. That clears pretty much everything up.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

...and he’s bad enough to ensure a pretty decent draft pick over the next 2 years, so that’s nice.

The Washington Football Team ride:

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

I still can’t understand the vitriol this man inspires in the left-wing circles of sports analysis. We can all agree that this is a spectacle, a money grab, or a waste of time. We can agree that Tebow is attempting to maintain relevancy, and by extension, a steady income. It’s a joke. But the vitriol is...slightly…

Coming this summer.

Thoroughly enjoy how you purposefully quantify Gilbert as a slave trader, followed by a capitalist nazi. Sorry, you lost me after that, idiot.

you seem fun.

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

Draw breath, these days.

Man, what can’t Gary Shandling do?

glad they found a backer, as opposed to making super cuts to their roster to accommodate a new venue.

Not to sound like an asshole libertarian, but this is just a functionality of supply and demand. There are less than 50 people on the entire planet that can play QB as well as Mike Glennon (for the 2017 season). So when you have that few people that can play the most important position for the most financially…

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.

All this article proves is that Albert is an angry individual (or an ignorant shitbag) who hasn’t gotten over his mommy /daddy issues