“Instead of five colourful fret buttons, there are six, and they’re arranged differently across three frets.”

man, every song you saw in this preview...

motion blur should be off/0% by default. because fuck motion blur.

I’m happy to see the trend of PC option menus showing how much VRAM is being taken up by features. It can’t be that hard to implement, or at least not that hard to estimate, and would alert users to a potential bottleneck on their hardware. There is no good reason not to include it to me when you have a decent degree…

I want to laugh but I can't. I just wrote a check to Uncle Sam and read this, makes my blood boil. The incompetence, arrogance and pure ignorance. Embarrassing.

Gotta make sure the penis is still there. Big part of baseball.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Ortiz is joking with Ellsbury.

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

[Beethoven’s 9th symphony begins blaring]
[images of hyenas eating corpses]
[images of ISIS beheadings]
[penile plethysmograph needle starts vibrating]
[images of Bambi running around in forest fire]
[images of race riots]
[images of universal collapse]
[penile plethysmograph needle scratching faster]
[images of medieval…

Your repeated requests that I not read into this are causing me to read into this.

So he got married?

It would be much cheaper if the Yankees paid opposing pitchers to walk or plunk him.

Hopefully they don’t have an interleague game at Wrigley this year, because if he sees hundreds of cups full of pee, he may go catatonic.

It really is remarkable that the Yankees managed to make A-Rod a sympathetic figure.

Not even Drew's polo shirt?

Nothing is better than this.

At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized…

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.