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id like for them to buy ubisoft and EA and then destroy their clients so that I can play all of my games just from steam, and not have fractured friend lists and shitty software from stupid fucking companies.

GQ's Shop This Style: Kraft stays hip by dating shockingly younger girls who dress him in Creative Recreation sneakers with suits, and Urban Outfitters drop-crotch joggers when they're just lounging around the mansion.

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?

How exactly is a "fake credit history" created? Presumably the credit companies are compliant? But then aren't they knowingly giving false information to credit issuers - and who is liable if a person defaults on a loan given based on a fantasy credit history?

No Bacon Waffle? Fuck this place!

I will never turn off AdBlock, and I don't notice anything missing I can't live without. Missing ads is well worth it.

They really didn't need to pay anyone to get a drunk guy's opinion. Just read the comment section any given Friday night!

Well, shit. Now I feel like a fool for drunk-using Gizmodo for free all these years... :(

The Kinja strugle is real. When they put kinja in here i was so confused, and since that was a busy week i didn't care about researching what the duck was that kinja thing, and i still don't get what gawker was trying to acomplish with this thing.

+1 faggot who's got his own jet airplane

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

If he has superior android strength, why couldn't Data just have broken down the door?

nah, it's still good on this side, just different. but at least make sure you have a bed frame

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Melodica. World Series, Game 7, and this comes out for the national anthem. It would rule:

Technically, we're all travelling in to the future. At a constant rate of one second per second.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

As in he doesn't fuck, or at some point he'll expand to Andy Reid size and then divide into two Chips?

I recently traveled to Spain, where it is unacceptable to tip for anything.