Not sure...

Basically:

Cities Skylines is what SimCity should have been.

I was so excited to buy friends......

I was so excited to buy friends......

So, better then Sim City, right? It looks better then Sim City...

Then you're tone deaf. It's a complete rip-off.

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

I dislike both songs. For this, I think I should be owed money.

could only use medieval weapons?

I think the pager is one of those ones they give you at TGI Fridays or shit when you're waiting for a table. His old lady didn't keep it from her days of slinging rock on one-two-five.

The $14 an hour job threw me off.

I don't know, it had just the right touch of "get off my lawn" to it. I say legit. Judges?

The "pager" is the pager they give you at restaurants that buzzes when your table is ready. Not an actual pager.

<i>What would football be like if every incompletion was a live ball?</i>

They could always bust him down to greens keeper.

Sickening. He has no soul.

Yeah right. Try running this at 60 FPS. Your computer will weep.

You forgot one:

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

I'm going to run out and sell my great grandfather's Patek Phillip so i can get the Edition edition.