No clear alcohol but there might be a buck in loose change in it.

The Iron Sheik Twitter feed is pure fucking gold.

SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

Drugs are a helluva drug.

trade him to KC, put the benching fear back into the mind of Alex Smith

Talk about someone long overdue for a cut.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

Donnell told reporters, "It's cool, guys. I deal with wobblers in flight all the time."

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

There are few regulations I support, and this is one of the very reasons that I fully stand behind mandated vehicle inspections. People need to be held responsible but some are just too stupid to do so on their own. That could very well cost them their life, or even worse, someone else's.

I'm pretty positive the Prius has an engine. That's why it makes that engine noise when you step on the go pedal.

Who the fuck am I?!!!!!!!!

Who the fuck are YOU to say?

Again this is on Lucy Bradshaw's head, lets review a couple of lies thrown into our faces,

"With the way that the game works, we offload a significant amount of the calculations to our servers so that the computations are off the local PCs and are moved into the cloud. It wouldn't be possible to make the game offline…

Maxis: Thanks EA, without your failed DRM and force online with server failures we couldn't be closed down faster!

Neither SimCity nor the recent release of The Sims 4 performed very well, according to a person familiar with goings-on at the studio.

DAMN IT.