I don’t know, those games weren’t THAT bad.

Ouija boards are proof that a very, very large percentage of people are very, very, very fucking stupid.

Heaven forbid you don’t kowtow to leftist group-think.

Counterpoint: fuck unions.  The one I’m forced to pay into in particular.

I’ve lived in Maine my entire life, and I don’t know a black person. I don’t know a black person.

I live in Maine, there’s no way that map is correct.  I literally don’t know a single person that doesn’t have at least one gun in their house.

Shut the fuck up

You realize you can just like...not watch it, right?  

You are the worst type of person.  “Well, I would enjoy this, but I don’t like the writer’s race and age.” 

still a win

Mmarriott inn Ccinnccinnatti

holy shit

It’s 8:16 AM and I’ve already read the stupidest thing I’ll read today.

Deadspin casually throwing the word “racist” around? Why, I never!

my banana hammock 

my banana hammock 

As in, you photograph shit?

Saving Ryan’s Privates had some awesome gunfights 

Did you really think Drew would avoid the opportunity to throw some SJW shit in there?

The most hilarious thing about liberals is that you think we care about your opinion 

I agree with SUVs, but literally everybody I know that owns a truck works with it.  But I also live in a very rural area where people actually do manual labor for a living.