You might find this strange, but the vast majority of pickups are used for work

Don’t forget “cheese”

So you’re just going to gloss over the fact that he said Chelsea Clinton got a sex change? Why, because it doesn’t fit your narrative?

Found the vegan

Looks ABSOLUTELY normal. This wallet can be can be used as your everydaywallet and can burst into flames at a moments notice.

I have three kids, should I cut one in half?

Why are black people so fucking bigoted? And why is it considered OK for black people to be so fucking bigoted?

I quit because I can’t fucking stand Scott anymore. I just wish he would shut up and read the questions. A little banter is fine but he just loves to hear himself talk.

Cool, something else we can all pretend to be offended by!

I’m a licensed professional engineer and if I had to go back and do it all over again I would be a plumber. Those guys make bank.

The Joke

Well that makes one thing, at least.

You know, you guys could have just not done the funbag this week. Holy shit.

I completely boycott anything ESPN related because of their politics, as do all of my sports fan friends. You can put your head in the sand all you want, but it’s the harsh reality.

Barstool is like the hilarious drunken uncle, and Deadspin is the purple-haired weirdo cousin who shows up at the BBQ yelling things about the patriarchy. Guess which one people would rather hang out with?

starred for “fucking retard”

Have you guys brought race into this yet?

This should be fun!

How in the literal, actual fuck are people getting “yanny” from this?

But did his teammates go to his birthday?