Good God liberal tears are delicious

There is a very simple way to tell if X food item is a sandwich. If somebody asked you what you would like to eat, and you said “a sandwich,” without any other information, and they brought you X food item, would you look at them like they’re a fucking idiot? If the answer is “yes,” it’s not a sandwich.

I was wondering how long it would take somebody to blame the gun. 21 minutes, not bad! Usually it’s in the one minute range.

That’s exactly what the cop wants you to say. Most people can’t just rattle off the alphabet backwards, they cop is trying to get you to say “I can’t even do that sober.” BOOM, guilty.

“They should be put in jail for arguing that.”

Can we file this article under “no shit”?

If we didn’t have a military “free” shit would be the least of your worries.

So being a piece of trash is only your fault if you’re not black?

Is he getting time served for his stint with the Lions?

me too, i took away like 100, lol

I’ve lived in Maine for all of my 36 years, and you are factually wrong. NH would be probably last on the list. It’s Mass hands down. There’s a reason they’re called “Massholes.”

The get a free 2nd round pick for money that they have to spend anyway. They’ll probably use that pick as additional ammo to get Janeane Garofalo
 

So are you saying you’re less of an asshole now, or are you just trying to deflect his point?

Democrats lost because Trump is a giant sledgehammer (with the words “FUCK YOU” painted on the side) in the face of everything the liberal establishment stands for. Thank God.

Born and raised in Maine, lived here my whole life. Went to UMaine. The ONLY time my state makes the national news is for doing abysmally stupid shit like this.

We’re not good enough, they say. We’ve failed and won’t even try.

I’m an engineer for my state DOT, truncated domes have been an ADA requirement for years.

I fry all of mine in the morning (ten pounds, fuck me) and then my wife throws them in the oven when people show up to warm them up. They’re almost as good as fresh out of the fryer, and I can spend the afternoon drinking instead of cooking.

Jesus fucking Christ you’re a pussy. Get the fuck over yourself.