This is why I fly Jet Blue. You pay a little more but I’ve never had a bad experience.

Hey Drew tell Marchman to stop being such a pussy

What exactly is the point of mock apple pie? Why would you actively want to replace apples with crackers, short of some type of mass apple-famine?

Where’s the article about how he humiliated you on twitter? Crickets?

There’s a Sacramento?

Suck it up snowflake. You lost. Deal. You don’t get a trophy this time.

The best part of Trump winning...the very best part...is the unbelievable wave of butthurt pouring out of the liberal internet snowflakes that can’t fathom the fact that somebody they dislike had the audacity to win. I’m still kayaking on the tidal wave of liberal tears. So delicious.

The Trump obsession is fucking hilarious. I’m still bathing in the liberal tears. It’s fantastic.

Say redneck more. You don’t say it enough.

SO EDGY

Anything 6 can do 8 can do better

We get something like that up here in Maine, not sure if it’s the same species but we get HUGE spiders under docks, under boat seats, etc. They’re fucking terrifying.

Well jesus hopefully not the woods

I would pay $100 for a glass of Albert’s liberal tears. So delicious.

No, it’s because Kap and his ilk are openly shitting on the national anthem, on camera, before every game. Anybody who pretends otherwise has their head in the sand.

I was a bagger in high school, my best tip is to avoid lines with old people bagging like the fucking plague. They put the slowest baggers (old people) with the slowest cashiers to even things out. Never ever ever get into a line with an old person bagging.

Did Albert seriously just toss a casual F bomb in front of that sweet old lady?

The odds of eating a chicken with their own egg that they actually produced are so infinitely small that it doesn’t even warrant discussion (unless you raised the chicken yourself, waited for it to lay an egg, then killed it and cooked it with it’s own egg). Also, as others have pointed out, a grocery store egg was…

This just in: gay man not attracted to fat, disgusting sea hag.

As opposed to voting for Hillary, which just makes you retarded.