matty_pee_80
matty_pee_80
matty_pee_80

Man I would kill for an NFL version of this

Some people have an extra chromosome

I bet you have a nice butt

patriotic sports fandom is a not-so-distant cousin to poisonous nationalism

They tried to defend this, but they didn’t have a leg to stand on.

I had no idea what was wrong with this until i scrolled down and remembered SJW’s posting on the internet was a thing.

go away

So what you’re saying is that he’s an idiot.

Please don’t breed.

The mental gymnastics it takes to blame violence in a slum in Rio on a guy who was president 30 years ago is just...I can’t even comprehend.

The guys that make the Total War games need to merge with these guys ASAP

you’re a towel

You spelled “janitoring” wrong

I had to read that twice before I realized you didn’t say “dongs”

“why the snark?”

I’ve got some Mic Ultra Lime Cactus out in my beer fridge. Think I might go enjoy one on the deck.

2. Masturbating to internet porn

This got old fast

My wife thinks that they’re going to out Tommen as not legitimate, so his word will mean nothing.

I can’t find that stuff anywhere, i want to try it.