Born and raised in Maine, lived here my whole life. Went to UMaine. The ONLY time my state makes the national news is for doing abysmally stupid shit like this.

We’re not good enough, they say. We’ve failed and won’t even try.

I’m an engineer for my state DOT, truncated domes have been an ADA requirement for years.

I fry all of mine in the morning (ten pounds, fuck me) and then my wife throws them in the oven when people show up to warm them up. They’re almost as good as fresh out of the fryer, and I can spend the afternoon drinking instead of cooking.

Jesus fucking Christ you’re a pussy. Get the fuck over yourself.

This is why I fly Jet Blue. You pay a little more but I’ve never had a bad experience.

Hey Drew tell Marchman to stop being such a pussy

What exactly is the point of mock apple pie? Why would you actively want to replace apples with crackers, short of some type of mass apple-famine?

Where’s the article about how he humiliated you on twitter? Crickets?

There’s a Sacramento?

Suck it up snowflake. You lost. Deal. You don’t get a trophy this time.

The best part of Trump winning...the very best part...is the unbelievable wave of butthurt pouring out of the liberal internet snowflakes that can’t fathom the fact that somebody they dislike had the audacity to win. I’m still kayaking on the tidal wave of liberal tears. So delicious.

The Trump obsession is fucking hilarious. I’m still bathing in the liberal tears. It’s fantastic.

Say redneck more. You don’t say it enough.

SO EDGY

Anything 6 can do 8 can do better

We get something like that up here in Maine, not sure if it’s the same species but we get HUGE spiders under docks, under boat seats, etc. They’re fucking terrifying.

Well jesus hopefully not the woods

I would pay $100 for a glass of Albert’s liberal tears. So delicious.

No, it’s because Kap and his ilk are openly shitting on the national anthem, on camera, before every game. Anybody who pretends otherwise has their head in the sand.