I was a bagger in high school, my best tip is to avoid lines with old people bagging like the fucking plague. They put the slowest baggers (old people) with the slowest cashiers to even things out. Never ever ever get into a line with an old person bagging.

Did Albert seriously just toss a casual F bomb in front of that sweet old lady?

The odds of eating a chicken with their own egg that they actually produced are so infinitely small that it doesn’t even warrant discussion (unless you raised the chicken yourself, waited for it to lay an egg, then killed it and cooked it with it’s own egg). Also, as others have pointed out, a grocery store egg was…

This just in: gay man not attracted to fat, disgusting sea hag.

As opposed to voting for Hillary, which just makes you retarded.

Man I would kill for an NFL version of this

Some people have an extra chromosome

I bet you have a nice butt

patriotic sports fandom is a not-so-distant cousin to poisonous nationalism

They tried to defend this, but they didn’t have a leg to stand on.

I had no idea what was wrong with this until i scrolled down and remembered SJW’s posting on the internet was a thing.

go away

you’re a towel

You spelled “janitoring” wrong

I’ve got some Mic Ultra Lime Cactus out in my beer fridge. Think I might go enjoy one on the deck.

2. Masturbating to internet porn

This got old fast

I can’t find that stuff anywhere, i want to try it.

Jim Harbaugh is one of my favorite humans

That’s a lot of internet things