They posted a picture of him in recovery:

How could the Simpson’s quote not be from the trampoline episode.

This one WEIRD tip that will keep you from being stabbed

6. Pull your CC and put a couple into his chest.

How did I not know about this movie until now

If you voted for Obama and are a socialist you’re too fucking stupid to exist in the first place.

“Most black people love being black. Likewise, Asians love being Asian, and Latinos love being Latino. We wouldn’t want to be anything else. No one wants their cultural identity ignored; they just want it respected and placed into the proper, respectful context.”

Hillary is a fucking cunt and should be fired into the sun

Any plans to make a life-sized one of these? Asking for a friend...

It’s not nice to make fun of retarded people

“two-buck sandwich”

Why can’t more youtube videos be like that? Short, to the point, no fucking intro video or some douche talking for thirty seconds before they show you what you want to see.

It’s nice to see BK selling other types of sandwiches

some type of compressed slurry iirc

Why the hell was Kenseth even out there? He was already locked into the top row, either let him not race at all or he should just park it after the start.

i bet you’re fun at parties

Let me guess...you’re voting for Bernie Sanders?

SPOILER ALERT

I find it hilarious that two ingredients to your chili are joint ashes and beer, and you’re serving it to a birthday party of children.

Remember Hires? Hires was the shit.