i bet you’re fun at parties

Let me guess...you’re voting for Bernie Sanders?

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I find it hilarious that two ingredients to your chili are joint ashes and beer, and you’re serving it to a birthday party of children.

Remember Hires? Hires was the shit.

Not to be that guy but they use a different ball for kicking field goals.

Man i can’t wait to turn this yoghurt into some faeces

Wow, wishing death on people you disagree with. Classy!

I’ve been to Knoxville, I can’t argue with it’s placement

good to see Michael Moore is getting work

Who are the 49’ers?

If not the NFL, at least the Browns

I am SHOCKED that a gawker writer had a snarky, knee-jerk comment. SHOCKED.

Are you half-wits still blaming Bush for everything? Really?

what in the literal fucking hell is wrong with you?

Same here, it’s not like baseball has a salary cap, why do I give a shit if the owners have to pony up a little more?

Isn’t Deus Ex coming out in February?

That’s one of the most SJW’d things that ever SJW’d.

Have you nutjobs written the article blaming the gun yet? Can’t wait for that!

The Joke