They are not light-hearted. They are genuinely awful.

If you’re on the fence, just get it. Seriously. It’s GOTY-lock type stuff.

If I was a kid who didn’t know his dad, and then found out that was my dad, I would probably wish I hadn’t found out that was my dad.

I ALWAYS do this, it changed my life for the better substantially when i figured it out.

“(By the way, I’ve said this before, but when I went to college in Maine, people there were fucking NUTS about girl’s high school basketball. They preempted TV programming for it. You’d be watching some show, and all of a sudden a fucking Nard would be doing play-by-play being like, AH YAH A FINE PLAY THEY-AH BY CINDY…

And most professional athletes would be considered overweight or obese according to BMI, so that pretty much shows how useless it is.

Pretty much this. I enjoy beer and good food more than i would enjoy having a slightly smaller gut.

REMINDER: these people are allowed to vote and procreate

This is hilarious, thank you for this

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his adorable what? I MUST KNOW

I want a fucking refund.

The “lofty standards” that they don’t beat the fuck out of a woman? Those standards aren’t all that lofty.

I’m pretty sure people hate him because he’s a piece of human garbage.

“SAW CARL PUNCH BEAR”

TAKE THAT YOU FAHKIN PRICK!

I wouldn’t buy something without running a carfax report, so that I guess.

Maybe I’m being naive here, but who cares? If the car is clean (and not stolen or something, obviously), and I feel it’s a good deal, why do I give a shit?

Based on the PC modders I know, EVERY day is Yankton day.

He was always my favorite, and literally none of my friends agreed with me :(