are you on fucking heroin? that looks even MORE blue and black. what the actual fuck.

Is this feature usable if you're in offline mode? Could be a workaround (though I'm sure they've thought of this and you can't).

I really wish they would incorporate using peripherals (other than standard controllers/mouse and keyboard) into the in-home streaming, I want to build a racing setup for my 120" projection screen using old PC parts.

Man, and I thought they had to kill an entire buffalo just to get two of the wings. I feel much better about eating 10 of them at a time now.

Considering the ham/smoked pork thing, it isn't really that stupid of a question, considering that ham is salted smoked pork, even though it's only made from the hind leg. It would only be natural for somebody that hasn't tried it to think that it might taste somewhat like ham.

I'm a licensed Professional Engineer that works for a state DOT...yes they are

The problem with US speed limits is that they're based on the performance of much older cars, not reflective of, say, how well a car can brake now.

Cold River Vodka in Maine uses potatoes and it's amazingly good.

Why does it show cider as adding water? You definitely do not do this.

Watching him hit in interleague games was a major highlight of my baseball watching career.

And this leads to the inevitable follow-up questions, namely: How the hell do you import something illegally? Aren't there customs agents standing at the border with a giant car crusher waiting to destroy right-hand drive Supras? Is my friend going to get in trouble? How did he get plates? Will his car be confiscated?…

I'm afraid of cars. The real ones, I mean. And not in some vague, existential way that makes me fear for the future of planet earth's ecosystem or wonder what it is about human nature that compels us to fetishize giant pieces of machinery that hurl us through space with a speed and imprecision that proves deadly far…

You can't convince me THIS didn't happen.

I've never seen something go from mildly funny to beaten into the fucking ground so fast in my life.

/fucking dead

Montana did it in an era when you could rape WR's. Brady plays in a much friendlier NFL.

in all seriousness...who the hell pays for porn? the most degenerate, porn-addicted son of a bitch on earth couldn't possibly get through even a small fraction of the free porn on the internet.

it was on Deadspin's front page, usually they only cover real sports so I was curious as to what this was.

Would love to see you write a guacamole article!

Yes, I'm terrified. I don't know if I'll ever recover from not knowing that kicking a ball into a net is amaze-balls. I should probably be castrated so I don't reproduce.