I don't watch soccer like....at all, so I guess I don't get what's so great about this...it just looks like some dudes passing and then one scores. Am I missing something?

I am a lifelong, die-hard 49ers fan. This team is a fucking train wreck right now.

uh...what? yeah they are.

"I would just like to take a moment in this completely non-political article and remind you that I'm a liberal asshole!"

We also would have accepted Roger Goodell

I've owned pigs. That number is going to be hovering around 100% of the lifetime of the pig.

If they think you're an asshole for wanting to watch your team in the NFCCG then you're better off without them. Christ I would skip my grandma's funeral for that.

Clawin Katpernick

The most tolerable one is a 9/11 truther, which is saying a lot.

Like most Seahawks fans, I'm assuming he's only been a fan of football for two years or so.

26 of 46 with one touchdown and 211 passing yards is well above average?

"They're bumming fags all over the place"

Homeless Mike is too drunk to care, and it's 3:30 PM so he's probably not up yet. Unless you're talking about a different Homeless Mike, in which case, carry on.

Am I the only one who's afraid to google "Alan Cumming" at work?

Can I honestly ask why? My league is pushing to add an IDP next year and I'm not sure how I feel about it yet because I have no experience with it.

I'm the commissioner of a league of me and nine of my friends. This letter is shockingly on point.

13. Engineer (DEng)

"JUST CALL THE TEAMS WHAT THEY'RE CALLED NO ONE IS IMPRESSED BY YOU."

Wow, I just bought Monument Valley like three days ago. Oh well, still money well spent, great game (although too short).