The Seahawks are below the Douchebaggery line? WTF?

What kind of fucking psychopath wears pants in a non-work situation when it's hot out?

Came to comments expecting song lyric pun. Got song lyric pun.

I would make a joke about which NFL team you're a fan of but this could apply to literally all of them.

There's one douchebag in this picture, and it isn't Kaepernick

That Sullenberger story is actually pretty fucking funny, Jed is a riot

You are surprisingly tall/large. I did not expect this.

"Hey guys, your QB gets hurt too much." "Hey guys, spending draft picks on the O-line is stupid."

You guys, we need more race-baiting liberal clickbait. Help us.

let me go and ask my wife...

jump into a fire

You must not watch must NASCAR. Stewart is a perpetually angry, spoiled man-child.

Drill a few holes in the bottom of your trash can (not the very bottom because stuff will leak out, but on like the side of the bottom). It makes the bag much easier to pull out because it equalizes the air pressure as you pull the bag out.

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Deadspin: the angsty liberal tween of sports web sites

I think they're hemp ropes...I went to college with a lot of hippies that wore those. Hippies are awful.

"followed by Aaron Rodgers"

God, even their color is awful. Watching them play the Texans makes me want to hang myself.

was going to post this, i actually didn't even have to call to switch Windows 7 to my new build.

So technically Johnny Manziel could just take pictures/videos of himself doing all this stuff and make a little extra coke money?